The Looks
Dear Mini-N,
As the time approaches for you to join us in this household, many friends and relatives of mommy and daddy are getting more and more curious about how you'll look. Whether you'll have that famous western nose of your daddy or you'll have that famous oriental eyes of your mommy, that still remains to be a mystery. Then it also adds to the complications as you can see below.
Your daddy as a kid looked very much like a girl.
Your mommy as a kid looked very much like a dude.
Whatever it is, Mini-N, at the end of the day, we just want you to be healthy, and maybe also, to be a good baby who doesn't create havoc at home in your first few months. Have mercy, baby. We'll be seeing you soon, real soon.